Today's featured daily humor:
The Story of Northe Cleve Northe Cleve was a town i could describe for days together if i had to but put briefly it was like Batman's gotham city in fact worse because it didn't have Batman in it or the Waynes. However one day appeared the White Knight who vowed to fight the corruption which had spread to every nook and corner of the Northe Cleve town like Nutella on a bread. It could be the police, the businessmen, the court of Law or the politicians, Bizz Nottgam fought with everyone to deliver justice to the town's people. Alas! The corrupt rats got together hatched a plan and burned Bizz Nottgam alive in the center of Towns Square medieval witch burning style to make an example out of him and let everyone know what happens in Northe Cleve if someone tries to act kind and ask for justice. Inadvertently this led to the birth of an intelligent mind and a kind heart in a little kid who watched this martyr burn to his death. Shoop Aper grew up to be a good man who went to the City to study Law and later returned, earning a good sum of money. When Shoop Aper got back he joined the Northe Cleve Court of Law and was assigned the position of the defense lawyer by the corrupt Judge Arin Marlo who taught Shoop Aper the corrupt ways of the town and soon Shoop Aper got into the corruption circle of the bigshots of Northe Cleve. Decades passed and Shoop had by now amassed a lot of capital, land, respect and fame. He joined the race to become a Mayor and ran for elections coming year. This upset the only two candidates who had been running for mayor for the past decades and winning alternately every election. Not surprising to say they were in the same team, the team of corrupt bastards who were hollowing the town inside out. They went to Aper with a deal saying they would let him win the elections this term and all the profits from the corrupt deal would be split 60:20:20 with the majority portion being given to Shoop. Aper however had a counter offer saying not only he be allowed to win which he would anyway but also split the profit 80:10:10, enraged at such a doltish offer they left disappointed and hacked a plan to hack the person hacking their elections. The days went by and the results were to be announced on a Saturday night at the Mayor's Mansion at a Declaration Party. Food, dance, drinks, songs and other activities led to the most waited moment of the night where the winner of elections would be announced. "....and the Mayor for the upcoming term is Mr. Shoop Aper" claps and cheers befell the Hall of the Mayor's Mansion but the Mayor was nowhere to be found which then led to a search for him and them turned frantic, the Police got involved too. The next day Police started an official investigation led by the new Chief of Police in town who had come from the neighboring town of Orlo Asby and was known for his ideals of justice and a keen investigative mind. After the mansion search was the investigating team headed to the prime suspects house. The two other mayor candidates were announced as prime suspects because someone had leaked the happenings of the meeting between the three a couple of months ago. Karloc Reta and Baik Lohhonda had conspired to kill Shoop but Baik the former Mayor had no idea as to what had happened with Shoop. Karloc then informed Baik that he had Shoop killed and his body had been hidden in a safe place in his house which the Police would never discover. The Police team arrived at Mr. Karloc's house where Karloc and Baik where present and they went around the house with the Chief of Police who questioned the owner of the house about his whereabouts and what he think happened to Mr. Aper. The Hall, the living room, the backyard, the kitchen, the bedrooms all had been sweeped clean but no clue of a crime could be seen. The only place left to check was the bathroom. The three went into the bathroom which was huge and had 4 sections: Sauna, Bath space, Toilets and Storage. Again the first 3 sections had nothing of significance to the crime. In the storage space as soon as they entered Mr. Baik gave a shriek as he saw various cartons, soaps, loofahs, tissues, towels being kept in the most horrendous way and he himself starting arranging all of them in an orderly manner because he had a severe case of OCD. Karloc tried to stop Baik but he was unstoppable like an unstoppable object as Baik went on to arrange tissues carton two shoes became visible and the Chief became an immovable object and pushed Baik aside and discovered the body of the elected Mayor. Karloc was arrested then and there. The newspaper headlines the next day read: "Finally, justice prevails, body of Shoop Aper found below Tissue Paper."