Today's featured daily humor:
A weasel invites his friend, the rat, over and asks if he'd like a drink. "Sure," says the rat. "Do you have any soda? Coke, Pepsi, anything like that?" The weasel looks confused and asks his friend, "You call that soda?" "Yeah," says the rat. "Why? What do you call it?" "Pop!" goes the weasel.