Why are deer never horny?... Nature animal reptile seeing supernatural_creature Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why are deer never horny? Because deer don't have horns. They have antlers.Click for another laugh! Previous article: Qhy can't Britain play chess?... Prev Next article: I named my son Push, just so when he grows up and visits us to clear the driveway from snow, I can say to my wife:... Next