Today's featured daily humor:
The Prime Minister of Canada was feeling generous one day, so he called me to offer me some free real estate. He asked me, "how would you like Saskatchewan?" to which I politely declined. Then he said, "alright, how about Prince Edward Island?" Again, I said "no thank you." "How about British Columbia?" and I declined again. Ontario? No thanks. Finally, he said, "are there any provinces or territories that you would like to own?" And I told him "I'll have Nunavut"