Today's featured daily humor:
How many seconds are there in one year? 24. January 2nd and 22nd, February 2nd and 22nd, March 2nd and 22nd, April 2nd and 22nd, May 2nd and 22nd, June 2nd and 22nd, July 2nd and 22nd, August 2nd and 22nd, September 2nd and 22nd, October 2nd and 22nd, November 2nd and 22nd, and December 2nd and 22nd.