Today's featured daily humor:
An Old Scottish Farmer for years would make a trip down from his farm into the little town to buy "Farming Times" magazine, like clock work every two weeks. Now that he is getting too old to make the regular trips, he goes into the wee paper shop to ask for his regular magazines to be delivered to his house. The Shop Keeper happily notes down all the necessary details needed, then asks the old man "Ok Hamish, I think I've got it all, but just to double check, you want the Farming Times delivered and you want that Biweekly subscription right?" Shocked at the question the old man replies: "Agh Nooo! I've got the internet for that Pal! Just the Farming times please." (Please forgive formatting if it's whack, I've only got the mobile version)