Why doesn't sir Elton John eat iceberg lettuce?... Food celebrity energy music vegetables Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why doesn't sir Elton John eat iceberg lettuce? Because he's the rocket man.Click for another laugh! Previous article: 5 out 4 of people are.... Prev Next article: Where do I keep all my jokes?... Next