Today's featured daily humor:
Paddy and Mick take a shortcut home through a farmers field... Mick spots some cows blissfully contributing toward climate change.... "Awww, look, Paddy - a flock of cows!" Paddy looks over, groans, and replies: "Herd of Cows, Mick... HERD of Cows" Annoyed, Mick protests: "Of course I've bloody heard of Cows Paddy: there's a big flock of them over there!"