Today's featured daily humor:
Aggie, Longhorn and a Red Raider go to the Olympics... when they reach the ticket booth they ask - "3 please?" The booth workers all laugh. "Boys this is the summer Olympics been sold out for years. Only way you're getting in there is if you're a competitor." Dejected they leave and part ways. An hour later the Red Raider returns in shorts with a man hole cover. They ask: "are you a competitor?" He replies: "Yes I am. I'll be competing in the discus." They allow him in. Thirty minutes later arrives the Longhorn with a 30 ft piece of PCV plumbing pipe. "You a competitor? - Yes I am. I'll be competing in the pole vault." They let him in. Another hour goes by and here comes the Aggie. He's got barbed wire wrapped around him tight like a mummy. He's bleeding, he's scarred and he can barely see when he arrives at the gate. They ask: "Are you a competitor?" He replies: "Yes I am!" The man with the clipboard turns to him and says: "What event?" The Aggie replies: "Fencing."