Today's featured daily humor:
When I was donating blood today I asked the nurse "So you gotta be a pretty good artist to work here huh?" When she looked puzzled, I said, "I mean, you draw blood all day." Unfortunately she didn't catch the joke, but I wish I could see the looking her face when it landed hours after I was gone. Any other blood donation jokes outside of B Positive jokes I can use in 8 weeks?