Today's featured daily humor:
Alright alright alright, here's a joke. Matthew McConaughey is out at a newly opened British Pub in downtown LA, getting dinner with his agent. "This place prides itself on being au-then-tic, man, you're gonna love it." He says, as the waiter comes up to the table. "'Ello guv, what can I get you?" "We'll take two brown ales, some fish and chips, and a plate of Tikka Masala, my man." "Righto. Comin' right up." A minute later, he comes back, pint glasses in hand, and gives them to the pair. Matthew takes a sip, gets a strange look on his face, and flags the server back down. "Hey man, I'm not tryin to complain, but this beer's warm as hell." "S'right, that's the way its served in England." "Well, can't you throw mine in the fridge for a sec or something?" "Sorry mate, no can do." "Damn," Matthew said, "It'd be a lot cooler if you did."