I had to dump my cross-eyed girlfriend.... emotions excrement gender girlfriend history Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:I had to dump my cross-eyed girlfriend. We just couldn't see eye to eye.Click for another laugh! Previous article: A burglar broke into our house last night...... Prev Next article: What advice did the baker give to his kid about relationships?... Next