Today's featured daily humor:
A man poked his head into a busy barbershop and inquired, "How long's the wait for a haircut?" The barber scanned the crowd of patrons and replied, "Around 2 hours." Disappointed, the man exited the shop. A week elapsed, and the same man returned, sticking his head in and asking, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber glanced around and said, "About an hour and a half." The man left once more. The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, do me a favor, follow him and find out where he's going. He keeps asking about wait times but never returns." A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?" Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"