Today's featured daily humor:
A baby elephant is talking to his Dad "Dad, why do you have big ears?" Son, I'm an African Elephant. The African sun is hot, flapping my ears helps me to cool down. Big ears are important for an elephant. "Dad, why do you have a long trunk?" To eat and drink. I can pick leaves from the trees, or draw water from the river. I can also pick things up to clear a path, or pick you up when you fall. Trunks are very useful. "Dad, why do you have four feet?" Look at how big I am son, I weigh four tonnes. I'd look fucking silly with six inches.