What did the mayonnaise say when I opened the fridge?... Food cooking emotions house smelling Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:What did the mayonnaise say when I opened the fridge? "Close the door! I'm dressing..."Click for another laugh! Previous article: I was having problems with falling out of bed at night, so now I take a Viagra before I lie down.... Prev Next article: The actor would practice his lines standing naked on a streetcorner.... Next