Why can't you tie your boat up at 2 places at the same time?... boats games job travel water Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why can't you tie your boat up at 2 places at the same time? Because that would be a paradox.Click for another laugh! Previous article: What do you call an astronomer on the run from the law?... Prev Next article: Did you hear about the guy who invented the world's best door knocker?... Next