Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?... emotions excrement judge seeing travel Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out, man!Click for another laugh! Previous article: Parties with ghosts are always fun!... Prev Next article: What do you call the guy who delivers eggs to the grocery store?... Next