Today's featured daily humor:
So, my coworker just asked me, Where do you get all of your jokes? I was walking in front of her when she asked. Unable to contain myself with such an obvious opening, I turned slowly, grinning and giggling as I said "I've got a Dad-a-Bank!" Day 2157 of Operation Dadathon, and still, no mutiny. I must step up my game, which you just lost, BTW.