Today's featured daily humor:
In Hong Kong, there once lived a rich prestigious old man named Grandpa Li Grandpa Li lived together with Grandma Li in a big mansion with 3 daughters, each known as Miss Li. The eldest Miss Li got married. Since she came from a very prestigious family, she decided to keep her last name, and then known as Madam Li. Madam Li had a Son and a Daughter. They are very kind and generous to the neighborhood kids. They treat others as their own siblings, so they are known as Brother Li and Sister Li. Madam Li soon became known as Mother Li, and her husband is knowns as Father Li. The second Miss Li also got married and had 2 daughters. The daughters and Brother Li and Sister Li called each other Cousin Li. The third daughter is still single as she hadn't had much luck with romance. As the youngest, she had preference for men from the West. One day, Johnny from US decided to go on a vacation to Hong Kong. He heard rumors of the youngest daughter of the prestigious Li family looking for a western man to marry. When Johnny met Miss Li, they instantly had chemistry. They went on dates and decided to be in a relationship. Johnny of course have to return home after vacation, but Miss Li decided to follow Johnny to US for a vacation of her own. They went back and forth between Hong Kong and US, but they haven't got married yet as they were still discussing whether to settle in Hong Kong, or in US. One day when they are in Hong Kong, Johnny got news of a lockdown in US due to Covid. Believing it to be only for a few weeks, Johnny decided to return home to take care of his old Mother. Miss Li decided to stay in Hong Kong, in case the same thing happened at home. The lockdown turned out to go on for 1 year! All that time, Johnny and Miss Li exchanged messages and calls, and are very much in love. After the lockdown lifted, Johnny decided to visit Hong Kong one last time and prepare for citizenship, buy a property, and find a job in his field. Johnny is very good at his job, so he easily found a high paying job close to his purchased property, where he decided to move out with his mother later. When he arrived in Hong Kong, Miss Li greeted him while carrying a child in her arms. Johnny became confused. Unbeknownst to him, Miss Li was pregnant when Johnny last visited Hong Kong before the lockdown. Seeing as Miss Li is very wealthy, her family had no problems taking care of the pregnancy, and they decided to surprise Johnny with his son when he returned to Hong Kong. Excited, but in shock, they went to rest at a nearby hotel. The three of them reunited: Johnny, Miss Li, and the affectionately called Baby Li. Johnny decided to break the news to his mother as he decided she would be more excited to move to Hong Kong now. Johnny called and the phone rang three times before his mother picked up. "Hello?" said his Mother. "Mom, I have great news, but please don't freak out," said Johnny. "My girlfriend was actually pregnant when I left last year. I have a son now." "I am now a father, a Parent Li"