Today's featured daily humor:
A guy tries to show things aren't always as they seem A man is demonstrating that things aren't always as they look. He takes an orange squeezes it really hard and all the juice goes into a glass. He asks the audience if the orange has any juice left in it. They almost all say no. So he puts on gloves to get a firmer grip, squeezes it and a few more drops of juice come out. He asks if there is any juice left in the orange and almost unanimously they say no. So he grabs a vice, puts the orange in the vice, turns the vice hard and a few more drops of juice flow out. "See only now is the orange out of juice," he says. A smallish guy then comes out of the audience walks up to the orange squeezes it, and sure enough one last drop of juice comes out. "Wow," the demonstrator says "that's unbelievable. Do you work out like crazy or are you a magician?" "Neither," the little man replies. "I work for the IRS."