Today's featured daily humor:
Guy walking down the beach, digs an old lamp out of the sand... He rubs it, and out pops a Genie. "Sahib", cries the Genie, "You have freed me from my prison. I will give you three wishes!" "Oh no you don't!" says the guy. "I've seen this before. Whatever I wish for, will come back to bite me." "No indeed, it will not. " Assures the Genie. "I guarantee it so much, that if it does, I will give you infinite wishes and be your slave for life." The guy thinks about it, and then says "Ok. Give me a boomerang with teeth on both sides!" "Son of a b\*tch!" mumbles the Genie.