Today's featured daily humor:
Two guys rent a kayak for a weekend They're warned that there is cold weather coming in and that they need to be prepared, but they don't listen. They're having a good time when the weather turns and it gets extremely cold. Lacking other options, the two men grab wood from the trees overhead and they start a fire in the middle of their craft, but the fire melts a hole and they sink. After all, you can't have your kayak and heat it too.