Today's featured daily humor:
If taking a crap is actually leaving a crap... Then the reason why people sometimes just don't give a crap is because the previous person flushed. Bonus joke: After finishing his food, some guy did something very disgusting for seemingly no reason. It was because he had a weird fortune cookie fortune about bowls & misread it as "You forgot to empty your bowels into the trash & put them in the kitchen sink.".