Today's featured daily humor:
The Saturday morning rush to get the kids to sport Every Saturday morning my wife is in a panic about how we have to get ready and leave and we're going to be late to the kids sport and if course we never are. So this morning as we were doing the usual dance she says to me "are you coming? Get dressed"... so I say to her "from now on every Saturday I'm gonna call you Vlad" *Eyeroll* "I'm gonna call you Vlad every Saturday morning now *Crickets* Do you, do you wanna know why Im gonna call you that from now on? *Sigh* "why? Why are you gonna call me that? Because you're always Russian! *Silence* Me:hahahahaha She took the kids outside and closed the door behind her saying "dad's staying home" Worth it. 10/10 would dad joke again.