What do you call a 400 pound alcoholic?... alcohol drinks reading seeing tasting Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:What do you call a 400 pound alcoholic? A heavy drinker.Click for another laugh! Previous article: I saw this wispy looking fella the other day who said it would rain in a few days.... Prev Next article: I just won the award for the nicest oyster opener!... Next