Today's featured daily humor:
Mr. Johnson and Mrs. Smith are having an affair... While they are enjoying carnal bliss at the Smith house, Mr. Smith comes home early. "Oh no! Hide!" Mrs Smith says. Mr. Johnson hides himself in the closet, looking out through slats to see if the coast is clear. Mr Smith comes into the bedroom and realizes something is up. Maybe he say Mr Johnson move a little. Maybe he heard breathing. He puts two and two together and leaves the room. Returning with a glass of water. He opens the door to the closet while Mrs Smith tries to protest and give excuses for why he should not. "Here Jim" he says and hands him the water "I was in your closet for four hours last week and nearly died of thirst."