Today's featured daily humor:
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, **A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,** **When behind him he hears:** **BUMP...** **BUMP...** **BUMP...** **Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.** **BUMP...** **BUMP...** **BUMP...** **Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him** **FASTER...** **FASTER...** **BUMP...** **BUMP...** **BUMP...** **He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.** **However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping** **Clappity-BUMP...** **Clappity-BUMP...** **Clappity-BUMP...** **On his heels, the terrified man runs.** **Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.** **With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door.** **Bumping and clapping toward him.** **The man screams and reaches for something, anything,** **But all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!** **Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...** **And,** **(hopefully you're really ready for this!!!)** **1.** **2.** **3.** **4.** **5.** **6.** **7.** **8.** **9.** **10.** **11.** **12.** **13.** **14.** **15.** **The coffin stops!**