Today's featured daily humor:
When a dad joke just doesn't land... So I've just got back from walking the puppy. While at the park I saw three firefighters in full uniform and the dog goes over to say hi: FF: Hansom boy! Me: Thanks mate, lovely dog to eh? FF: I haven't got any food Me: probably smells like something's been cooking!! FF: yeah, we've just had breakfast. ......... sigh