Today's featured daily humor:
A woman walks into a grocery store looking for broccoli She asks a man restocking the produce, "Where's the broccoli?" The man replies, "I'm sorry. We are out of broccoli. We should have more tomorrow" and goes back to restocking. A few minutes later, the same woman asks him again, "I can't find the broccoli, where is it?". The man tells her again, "I'm sorry. We don't have any today. We will get more tomorrow morning.". Then guess back to restocking. A few minutes go by, and the lady asks again, "I still can't find the broccoli, where is it?" The man, having clearly lost his patience, asks her, "Can I ask you some questions?" "Sure" "Where is the 'a' in grapes?" "The third letter" "What about the 't' n carrot?" "Sixth letter" "Good, good. How about the 'F' in broccoli?" "There is no 'f' in broccoli." And the guy says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you!"