Today's featured daily humor:
Fish have rights! Note: this is from my teenage kids! Very proud, told them this is going straight into Dad Jokes! Context: Older teen won 2 fish at a state fair, but after 2 hours one of them died. Actual conversation follows. Older teen: Hey guys, one of my fish died... Younger teen: You should have put them in a larger bowl. That plastic bad was too small, like a prison camp. You know, the fish have rights. Older teen: I guess I am a fishist...