Today's featured daily humor:
My 7yo today: Dad can I have some leftover turkey for lunch? Me: Okay sure, do you want me to heat it up, or do you want it cold? 7yo: Heated up. Me: Really? I thought you liked cold turkey. 7yo: I used to, but not anymore. Me: So you're saying you've quit cold turkey?? This produced zero response whatsoever from any person in the room. Kill me.