Today's featured daily humor:
Doctors appointment I was a doctors semi yearly health checkup when i was like 5-8 years old (likely 7) the nurse asked me the regular questions like have you been eating healthy or whatnot. Then she asked my mom if we have any animals at home, my mom responded with no, but i said yes, my mom looked at me confused when i quickly added the scorpions, cockroaches ,and the maggots. Based on a true story