Why don't you ever fart in an Apple Store?... business computers excrement phone shopping Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why don't you ever fart in an Apple Store? Because they don't have Windows.Click for another laugh! Previous article: What do you call a dick-ish argument that is not logically sound?... Prev Next article: If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you go out of the bathroom, what are you when you are in the bathroom?... Next