Today's featured daily humor:
A husband is talking to his wife about their Christmas party. "Have you heard back from the invites yet?" "Fay said yes. And she's bringing her father this year; he's finally finished that railway tunnel!" "Brilliant, Mr Lee is always great value! And the Carters?" "Noel and Joy? They can't bring the dog so one of them is going to have to stay home. But the other is definitely up for it." "Well this is certainly shaping up to be our best Christmas party ever! We're gonna have a Joy or Noel and Fay Lee's Navvy dad!"