Today's featured daily humor:
Guy builds an energy efficient, state of the art house... Guy builds his dream home. Extremely energy efficient and has all the latest technology. After a couple months he calls in a smart home expert because he has been locked out 5 times in the last month. The inspector says give me some time and I will see what I can find out. After about an hour the inspector calls the guy over and say I figured it out. Your house is passive/aggressive!