Today's featured daily humor:
I was flying in a 707 returning from my tour of duty in Southeast Asia ... When the pilot said over the intercom, "We will be arriving about an hour late because engine number one was overheating and we had to shut it down." About an hour later, Somewhere over the Pacific Ocean, the pilot came back on the intercom that we were now going to be about three hours late because engine number three had just failed and had to be shut down. "Not to worry," he said, "The other two engines were more than capable in getting us home. Two hours later, the pilot said over the intercom that we were now going to be arriving about eight hours late because engine number 4 had just failed. I remember saying to myself, I sure hope engine number two keeps working or we are going to be up here all day!