Today's featured daily humor:
How I met my spouse I was at a conference in New Orleans when a special person caught my eye. It was love at first sight, so I tried to get close and listen in on what was being said. My special person was planning on going on one of the $50 Boudreaux river cruises that evening around six o'clock and I knew that I had to be there when that special person arrived to go on the cruise also. I arrived about ten minutes early and asked about the $50 Boudreaux river cruise, he asked if I had the $50's and I paid him. They told me I had to wear a life vest on the cruise for safety and when I put it on, someone came up behind me and hit me over the head with a shovel knocking me out. They then threw me into the river and off I floated. Meanwhile, my special person arrived and the same procedure happened ... asked about the $50 Boudreaux river cruise ... showed the $50's ... paid him ... put on a life vest ... hit on the head from behind ... thrown into the river. As it happened, I woke up about an hour later floating around in an eddy bumping into that special person who had also awakened from being knocked out. "Boudreaux's $50 river cruise?" ... I said, "Yes." "Do you think they serve food on this cruise?" I said, "They didn't when I went on this cruise last year!"