Today's featured daily humor:

Story time with pups My husband and I don't have kids, but he is a dad to our two doggos. The other day I was cooking, and our mini Schnauzer, who is 13, was sitting on the floor shaking/shivering. My husband comes into the kitchen and sits down with him. He said, "Come here." Puppers crawled into his lap, and my husband said, "Are you an old man? You're an old man? You have Barkinsons's?" Lost my shit!

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