Today's featured daily humor:
Some cow puns. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks. A cow was blocking my way, so I told her to moove! Why was the cow so afraid of messing up? Because the steaks were high. What did the farmer say when his cow wouldn't produce milk? This is udderly problematic! Why was the farmer mad at his cow? The excuse she gave was a bunch of bull s\*\*t I hope you found these puns amoosing