Today's featured daily humor:
Rebellion at Beethoven Arms \[article in a newspaper\]: Today in news of the odd: All of the residents of Beethoven Arms Coop Apartments were stirred to rebellion by their newest resident, who managed to convince them that the owner's unorthodox use of animal hair on their legal documents was inappropriate. When asked by our reporter, the complex's superintendent was shocked at the reaction, and replied "I just don't understand. I thought all of the residents actually liked Beethoven's furry lease."