Cop pulled me over and said:... crime drugs police pregnancy violence Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Cop pulled me over and said: "PAPERS" I yelled "SCISSORS" and drove off.Click for another laugh! Previous article: I told a joke about fractions.... Prev Next article: What will you do if you suddenly wake up and see that the time in your phone is 00:... Next