Today's featured daily humor:
A man was driving past a country estate when he saw a sign on the gatepost, "Please ring the bell for the gatekeeper." So he rang the bell, and an ancient man appeared. "Are you the gatekeeper?", asked the first man. "Yes, I am," answered the gatekeeper. "May I help you?" "Not really," answered the man, "I was just wondering why you can't ring the bell yourself."