Today's featured daily humor:
Man walks into the barber and asks for a straight razor shave The barber says "ok, take this ping pong ball, pop it in your cheek and follow the razor so I can get as close to the skin as possible" The man asks " what do I do if I accidentally swallow it?" "No problem" says the barber " just wash it off real good and bring it back in the morning, it happens all the time"