I'd rather an orchid in front of me.... emotions excrement insect plants smelling Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:I'd rather an orchid in front of me... ...Than a complete orchidectomy.Click for another laugh! Previous article: Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?... Prev Next article: My name is Uzrebeccastan...... Next