Today's featured daily humor:
After 10 years, I think my dad joke career may have just peaked. My 10 year old asked for a roll of tp while sitting on the toilet. We just got a big box of Christmas bows from Costco, so I popped the biggest , sparkliest bow I could find on the roll and blind handed it from the door and that room ERUPTED- you would have thought I was Richard Pryor, live in concert. I don't know if I will EVER top that, and just goes to show you sometimes it's the simplest thing, and being a Dad is the best :)