Today's featured daily humor:
I've taken the "I'm bored" to the extreme Before we get started... yes I know the defacto dad response is "nice to meet you bored, I'm dad." However, I am a cheap man. I refuse to pay for my kid's eye physical therapy. Something about rolling their eyes too many times after hearing the aforementioned response. Therefore I have broadened my horizons on the word "bored". For those that saw my previous Home Depot lumber inspired response to "I'm bored", thanks for following along. They are sick of that too. Here is the next chapter: My 6yo in the car: "dad, I'm bored" Me: "board members gather around! The board (bored) meeting is about to begin. On the agenda today is [insert child's name] boredom. [insert child's name], what are your thoughts on your boredom?" My 6yo: "You don't play music I like." Me: "okay good, no more music." My 6yo: "but why?" Me: "this is a bored meeting, not an entertaining meeting." My 6yo: "okay I'm not bored" Me: "then get out of my bored meeting, this is for bored members only"