Today's featured daily humor:
My best effort. I had an appointment for a PET (positron emission tomography) scan a few years ago (I'm fine now btw) and presented myself to the hospital 's shiny somewhat new PET centre at the allotted time. "I'm here for a PET," I told the unsmiling receptionist. "I'm hoping for a puppy." Nothing. Not a flicker. It was wasted on that audience.