Today's featured daily humor:
Mike Tyson bumps into David Schwimmer at a financial literacy seminar... Schwimmer tells Tyson all about how he used to watch all his fights. Champ told David how much he loves Friends. They agree to catch up afterwards at the hotel lobby bar. After a few drinks, Tyson gets a little handsy and starts grabbing Schwimmer from behind, pulling him in close and thrusting. David pulls away and yells, "what the heck are you trying to do, Champ!" Tyson responds, "Just relax, I'm trying to open a backdoor, Roth."