Today's featured daily humor:
I saw my opportunity and took it. Door bell rings, its FEDEX dropping off a package. My wife runs outside and grabs the box. She comes bouncing inside and happily says "Honey! Honey look, it's my new vacuum cleaner!" Without missing a beat as I'm walking out of the room I say, "I'm sure it suck's." My kids bust up laughing and my daughter says " Dad joke!"