Today's featured daily humor:
No, I'm good... I've picked up the habit of being slightly obnoxious any time I offer something at the office - can I get anybody a cup of coffee? - whenever they answer, "No, I'm good," - which is about half the time. I pick up on that by retorting belligerently: "Are you implying that I'm not good, just because I want coffee?!" I've actually flustered people with this. Very satisfying.